cannibal-swag:

methleesi:

will graham finally quits the fbi

“this is my resign”

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST 1 MILLION YEARS

julietspencers:

• fetuses do not think
• they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
• they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
• they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
• they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

(Source: rosetylerandten)

insert-awesome-title-here:

jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

(Source: inkse)

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

wattsworth:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

oh my god